Bow ties. Bow ties are cool.


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This post brought to you by the Medusa Bow Tie and Sardine Co., LLC.

Bow ties are bitching. If you want to increase your coolness rating rapidly and with little effort, wear a bow tie. It can even be a clip-on and no one will care. Why, you ask?

Bow ties, much like trade in economic theory, can make everyone better off. They make you better off because your bow tie-ness will convince other people you are cool (although, face it, if you’re reading this blog, you’re probably not), they make the bowtie manufacturer better off and therefore capable of further advertising and sale of bow ties, and they make me better off because the bow tie manufacturer is paying me $75 per hundred views this post accrues. If everyone tells their friends, I might be able to buy some beef jerky!

Asides from the obvious benefit of coolness, you…

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